rydellk:

elementary school gym class vogue

the only thing about pinnies that is more awesome than their high-fashion value is the refreshing stench of years worth of awkward prepubescent sweat

hey karley is this also a pinny

lildeadlymeesh:

fat-animals:

A cat that is (delightfully) fat.

TOKI

“In harmony they swim the breadth of the sea.  In chorus they echo the secrets f the deep… Close your eyes… Relax and relish in the whales thirst for tranquility… Let the stress of modern living dissolve to the Chours of Whales.” - legitimately written on the CD.

discoverynews:

Man Implants Magnets in Arm to Hold iPod

A New Jersey artist takes an extreme step to avoid a wristband.

keep reading

This is the most useful item on amazon.  All of the reviews are amazing.

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1336517660&sr=8-16

“As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa.”

the same person also noted in a previous review that they demanded a refund on a 2.50 order and that this burger king attracts homeless at night.

gynoborg:

xenitaph:

excuse me wtf r u doin

u ok urgot

It’s just urgot’s new legendary skin, Lens Flare Urgot.